Maybe things are getting better

Last night I got our taxes done and e-filed! YAY! I can't wait to get the refund. It is more than I expected so I am really excited. If nothing happens between now and then, and let's face it, my luck has been rotten lately, my refund should be ready to spend next week.

So right away, I am getting my washer fixed or a brand new one. Then I am making JB immediately buy the parts for his truck and work on getting it fix. Rain or shine. If it means I stand outside holding an umbrella he is getting it fixed.

On another note, it didn't take a 2x4 to get JB to see the light on buying a new car. He has finally agreed that we NEED one. So now I get to start my search. I promise I am not going to be picky. I would love a mini van (Good lord did I just say that?) but it is not a must. I only have 3 requirements that are deal breakers.

1. It MUST be 4 doors. I don't know if any of you have ever had the pleasure of having a full sized car with 2 doors and having to climb in and out of the backseat every single time to hook or unhook a child in and out of the car seat. I HATE it. It kills my back. I have done it since day one of having kids. So I am just not going to do it ever again.

2. It can not be bigger than the car I already drive unless it is a mini van. Note to JB: that means NO Lincoln town cars. NO NO NO NO. Stop telling me about the one you see for sale down the road every day.

3. Everything must work. PERIOD!

On another note I have a car that will be for sale very soon. Very cheap.
1.Very nature friendly.
2.Redecorated interior.
3.Natural water based air freshener
4.perfect for stake outs or stalkings
5.promotes healthy eating lifestyle by saving you money on fast food
6.motivates you to exercise more to loose weight
7.naturally cooled by the environment
8.and it releases no harmful chemicals and instead uses naturally occurring conditions to clean the windshield.
9.almost runs on water


In other words:
1.it didn't kill the deer that ran into it
2.dirt from living on a dirt road and forgetting the window was down overnight a bunch of times and from when the neighbor cleared his land and the dirt got in anyways
3.mold
4.the interior lights don't come on to give you away
5.the window will roll down but then you have to work really hard to get it back up so you won't want to go through a drive thru
6.the driver side door only opens halfway so you have to squeeze in and out
7.the air compressor leaks so no air conditioning
8.the washer fluid tank is busted so there is no wiper fluid to clean your windows
9.the water pump busted so you have to give a gallon of water every 5 minutes