Monday, January 12

7 minutes

Today my house is a mess. E has dumped her toy box in her doorway and I have a line of toys spilling out into the living room. She has also turned my living room into Little People Kingdom. This kingdom has no order whatsoever. School buses are apparently allowed to drive through the zoo. The castle doors must remain open and they stable the horses on the roof. The school children are running amok and the teacher has no control. The cat is in the bathtub. No one is answering the phone. The baby bed was turned into the swimming pool. The pet salon was hit by a minivan driven by a zebra in an apparent case of rage when the hairdryer went on the brink. The princess ran away with the baby and no one can find them. Then the ponies from the neighboring community known as my little pony ville crashed the party with cries of "you can't catch me" right before the sit n spin cyclone ran straight through the middle of town.

I tell you there is not one inch of carpet to be found. I need a shovel to get through it all.

It took 7 minutes. 7 short little minutes.

That will teach me to try to take a shower.

8 comments:

Cher said...

My son is just about 2 and is just starting the whole playing toy thing and I have cars and truck everywhere. In the bathroom, couch cushions, under the kitchen table and cabinets, even in my bed!!!! It always make me feel better when I realize I am not the only one!

Irene said...

LOL! My boys can probably beat that time--- I give them 5 minutes to make my floor hidden from view!

ChasingSanity.com said...

Tell me about the kids' toys, man-o-man, it's absolute Little People INSANITY!

Little People Pirates, I say! Arrrrrgh!

See: http://www.chasingsanity.com/little-people-pirates-off-the-coast-of-the-dining-room-part-ii/

Tami said...

HA! Sounds just like my house! Maddie is a whirlwind with legs. :)

Jendi said...

I had to laugh! Been there done that. LOL
Little people are a blessing...and a curse.
Next time try a DVD. :)

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